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In color<\/p>\n
In Hypno-Vision<\/p>\n
Presented in BC (Brain Control) where available<\/p>\n
Featuring gratuitous alien nudity<\/p>\n
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Presented in Double Vision (where drunk)<\/p>\n
Mr. Bender\u2019s wardrobe by Robotany 5000<\/p>\n
Filmed on location<\/p>\n
Transmitido en Martian en SAP<\/p>\n
Proudly made on Earth<\/p>\n
Live from Omicron Persei 8<\/p>\n
Made from meat by-products<\/p>\n
Now Y3K compliant<\/p>\n
From the makers of Futurama<\/em><\/p>\n Based on a true story<\/p>\n From the network that brought you The Simpsons<\/em><\/p>\n The show that watches back<\/p>\n Not based on the novel by James Fenimore Cooper<\/p>\n Nominated for three Glemmys<\/p>\n This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen<\/p>\n Coming soon to an illegal DVD<\/p>\n As foretold by Nostradamus<\/p>\n A stern warning of things to come<\/p>\n Simulcast on crazy people\u2019s fillings<\/p>\n Larva-tested, pupa-approved<\/p>\n For external use only<\/p>\n Painstakingly drawn before a live audience<\/p>\n Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery<\/p>\n Smell-O-Vision users insert nostril tubes now<\/p>\n Not a substitute for human interaction<\/p>\n Secreted by the comedy bee<\/p>\n If not entertaining, write your congressman<\/p>\n This episode entirely performed by sock puppets<\/p>\n Broadcast simultaneously one year in the future<\/p>\n Now with Chucklelin<\/p>\n Torn from tomorrow\u2019s headlines<\/p>\n 80% entertainment by volume<\/p>\n Deciphered from crop circles<\/p>\n Please rise for the Futurama<\/em> theme song<\/p>\n Krafted with luv (by monsters)<\/p>\n Bender\u2019s humor by Microsoft Joke<\/em><\/p>\n Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool<\/p>\n Federal law prohibits changing the channel<\/p>\n For proper viewing, take red pill now<\/p>\n No humans were probed in the making of this episode<\/p>\n Scratch here to reveal prize<\/p>\n Psst … big party at your house after the show<\/p>\n Hey, TiVo! Suggest THIS!<\/p>\n Fun for the whole family (except Grandma and Grandpa)<\/p>\n Please turn off all cell phones and tricorders<\/p>\n Love it or shove it<\/p>\n If accidentally watched, induce vomiting<\/p>\n Bigfoot\u2019s choice<\/p>\n It\u2019s like Hee Haw<\/em> with lasers<\/p>\n When you see the robot, drink!<\/p>\n Soon to be a major religion<\/p>\n … or ist it?<\/p>\n Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999<\/p>\n Not affiliated with Futurama Brass Knuckles Co.<\/p>\n Known to cause insanity in laboratory mice<\/p>\n Now interactive! Joystick controls Fry\u2019s left ear<\/p>\n Dancing space potatoes? You bet!<\/p>\n Where no fan has gone before<\/p>\n A by-product of the TV industry<\/p>\n Too hot for radio<\/p>\n You can\u2019t prove it won\u2019t happen<\/p>\n Beats a hard kick in the face<\/p>\n Voted \u201eBest\u201c<\/p>\n Prepare for the stereophonic experience<\/p>\n See you on some other channel<\/p>\n