{"id":348,"date":"2004-11-14T08:23:27","date_gmt":"2004-11-14T07:23:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/?p=348"},"modified":"2004-11-14T08:23:58","modified_gmt":"2004-11-14T07:23:58","slug":"shopping-is-not-creating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/blog\/?p=348","title":{"rendered":"Shopping is not creating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, r\u00fcstige Rentner, senile Senioren, putzige Pension\u00e4re, nervige Neunzigj\u00e4hrige \u2013 der Gro\u00dfeinkauf am Samstag geht nicht dadurch schneller, dass ihr mir an der Kasse st\u00e4ndig den Einkaufswagen in die Hacken rammt. Wirklich. Und wenn ihr es noch so oft versucht.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, r\u00fcstige Rentner, senile Senioren, putzige Pension\u00e4re, nervige Neunzigj\u00e4hrige \u2013 der Gro\u00dfeinkauf am Samstag geht nicht dadurch schneller, dass ihr mir an der Kasse st\u00e4ndig den Einkaufswagen in die Hacken rammt. Wirklich. Und wenn ihr es noch so oft versucht.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}